Where are Theresaís brain cells?
For the Week of January 21, 2008
Ethan certainly is not the brightest person in Harmony. He ranks right up there with Luis, but in the end, Ethan takes the cake. There have been so many clues that Little Ethan is his son, and he still does not get it. Maybe he doesn't deserve to know.
How long has it been, eight years since Pilar has been advising Theresa? If Pilar tells her yes, she says no. Her most recent mishap is her decision to go to Mexico? What can she possibly gain from going to Mexico? Has she not learned? Itís dťjŗ vu all over again. Do you remember the incident with Julian going to Bermuda? She followed Julian to Bermuda to reinstate Ethan as a Crane because of his paternity debacle. Wasnít Ethan willing to forgive her? The point is all Theresa has to do is to tell Ethan the truth. Going to Mexico was a bad move. Can she get any more stupid? She destroyed her passport? What possessed her to do that? The girl does not think. Honestly, Iím surprised that she is still among the living. I don't know why she thinks ending the feud between Pilar and Juanita will help her. She need not worry about Rebecca and Gwen. Ethan is the one she needs to convince. He certainly is not the brightest person on Passions. He ranks right up there with Luis, but I think Ethan takes the cake. There have been so many clues that Little Ethan is his son, and he still does not get it. Maybe he doesn't deserve to know. It would be interesting to see his reaction once he finally comes to grips with it though. He knows. There is no doubt in my mind. I think he just needs to process the idea.
Miguel, Get Your Own Place!
I donít get this at all. Miguel is imposing on Tabitha, and he feels the need to tell her what to do in her own house? ďMiguel, if you donít like Tabitha practicing witchcraft, you can move out of her house. You donít have to live there.Ē Iím surprised that Tabitha hasnít zapped him into oblivion and be done with it. If she does that, she would have to listen to Kay whine for the rest of her pathetic life. Speaking of Kay, is she that desperate to be with Miguel? Their relationship hasnít taken off yet, and it spells disaster. I just cannot picture Kay sitting back and let Miguel order her around. She is the type of person to use witchcraft to fix everything. What if something goes wrong and it affects Kay? Itís quite obvious that Kay will go back on her word. Tabitha couldnít get her to hone her skills before using magic much less giving up on it all together. Itís only a matter of time before Kay goes back to using magic, mark my word.
What Is Up With The Women of Harmony Chasing The Same Men?
Havenít we gone down this road already with Beth? Why is it being revisited? Oh, yeah, itís one of James E. Reillyís tactic, the wash, rinse, recycle, and repeat of storylines. Luis doesnít want Pretty. He slept with her under very unusual circumstances, and he has made it very clear that he loves Fancy and intends to be with her, so why is Pretty wasting her time? Sheridan is another idiot. How many times Luis has to tell her that he loves Fancy? When will these women learn; when hell freezes over? Beth went batty trying to get Luis, and now we have two other women going down that road. What is it with Luis, really? He isnít the brightest bulb in the box. Maybe itís his charm; yeah, right.
Vicki Is Finally Talking
You donít know how long I have been waiting for this character to speak. Itís about time. When will she realize that Esme, as ditsy as she is, wants to take care of her? Itís obvious that she has lost her faculties, so I wonít hold my breath. It will be interesting to see how Esme will react when she finds out that her own niece has been killing her men. Will Esme be supportive? We are referring to a woman who cannot survive without men here.
Speaking of demented ones; Alistair always seems to flock to the sick and twisted people of Harmony. Well, birds of a feather; flock together. First it was Beth, then Vincent, and now Vicki. When Alistair finds out that Vincent is alive, I wonder if he will have Vicki kill Vincent. That would be quite interesting; watching another killer off another killer. Iíll be sure to get my popcorn ready if such scenes occur.
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