|COMPLETE EMMY COVERAGE|
Lisa Christine Svenson is among the least informed of the experts consulted by Soap Central. Lisa, a non-viewer, considered several options for assisting in her decision-making this year. She opted to NOT paw through the entrails of her pets, simply due to the fact that it's just plain wrong. She also opted against the casting of lots, despite it's Biblical historicity. In point of fact, Lisa actually looked at information pertaining to the candidates. This is an unprecedented step, but has left her at or near the same state of confusion at which she started. Doctors assure us that with proper regulation of medications, Lisa will be functional again in the near future.