“There's no way that he would watch this” — Dakota Johnson reveals she once sent gorilla poop to a man who broke her friend’s heart

Dakota Johnson took a lie detector test with Vanity Fair on June 5, where she revealed a brutal way of getting back at a person who broke her friend's heart.

The singer-actress was questioned about her loyalty and asked about her friendship with her longtime friend, Riley Keough, whom she became friends with after meeting at the parking lot of an In-N-Out burger joint in 2005 as a teenager.

As the interviewer asked Dakota if she considers herself a "ride or die friend" to Riley, Dakota agreed, prompting the interviewer to ask if she would lie for her.

Dakota responded with a yes, and said she would even lie to the cops for her friend. The interviewers then asked,

"Speaking of friendship, you once sent a man who broke your friemd's heart a gallon of gorilla s**t. Can you confirm or deny that this happened?"

Dakota, while responding, said,

"I mean, there's no way that he would watch this, so I'm, yes, I did do that. And it's been quite a while. It's been some years."

When the interviewer asked how one could "order something like that", Johnson revealed her strategies, revealing a website where anyone can order any kind, any size online.

The actress was also seen giggling when asked if she knew how to "order pubic crabs online". Johnson denied that she had ever bought it, saying,

"No! Good Lord, I'm not a monster."

More about Dakota Johnson and Riley Keough's friendship

During Vanity Fair's lie detector test, Dakota Johnson said that she would lie for her long-time friend, Riley Keough. Riley and Dakota have been friends for over two decades, ever since they met at a parking lot of an In-N-Out Burger joint in 2005.

In a 2023 Vanity Fair profile, Dakota Johnson recalled meeting Riley for the first time, noting that they were both teens when they first met.

"When I met her, I felt this thing that is so impossible to articulate, growing up in a famous family. There was this solidarity. Understanding."

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While the 50 Shades actress is the daughter of actors Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith, Keough is Elvis Presley and Priscilla Presley's granddaughter. In the 2023 profile, Dakota also said that she and Keough "started a joke band called Folky Porn" when they were 19 and living in New York City.

Throughout their friendship years, the two have done music covers of Bob Dylan, videotaped themselves on a photo booth, or talked about quitting acting and "taking it on the road."

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