General Hospital Daily Recap YAPP, May 12: Sonny and Jason's 'criminal training'

Welcome to the General Hospital Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:

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Jason and Sonny are career criminals on General Hospital | Image: ABC

Jason and Sonny really, really, really don't want to be criminals anymore. They are ready to hang up their hats and call it a day. While they are not thinking about moving to Florida and playing golf in their golden years, they are tired, and retirement is on the agenda. However, they cannot allow bad crime to happen in Port Charles, despite their years of criminal training, according to Tracy. No, they can only allow good crime. What if Sidwell brings bad crime? What if the Five Families duke it out and also bring bad crime? Now, bad crime is not shooting unarmed people in cold blood. Sonny does that with ease and doesn't feel any remorse. As Jason and Sonny discussed the horrifying prospect of unapproved crimes taking place in Port Charles, we once again wondered what Sonny actually imports on those piers aside from coffee. He used to say he didn't traffic weapons, but he made that deal with Pikeman he regretted before swearing off weapons again. Sonny certainly does not bring drugs into town, and he swore he is not involved in human trafficking. So again, what kind of criminal enterprise have Sonny and Jason been running all these years? Do they import knock-off designer purses and shoes? Is that what their enemies have been after for decades? Because to this day, we still don't know what business these two trained criminals are actually in. Maybe when they retire, we will finally find out.

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