General Hospital Daily YAPP Recap, August 1: Avenger Barbie goes to Croatia

Welcome to the General Hospital Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:

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General Hospital's Britt is about to get visitors in Croatia | Image: ABC

Croatia is going to be one happening place by next week when Avenger Barbie, her handler, and likely her mom's BFF descend on the Five Poppies resort. (Every time someone says it, we think they are saying the Five Puppies, and we think of adorable Outback.) We still feel that Jack has to be the worst bureau chief that the WSB has ever had because who in their right mind would make Josslyn Jacks a super spy? She still looks like a deer caught in the headlights with every order Jack gives her, and now he is sending this silly girl, who seemed to take a WSB correspondence course, to Croatia for the big mission he's been working on for the last year? Really? The only thing we can be thankful for is that this story is FINALLY kicking into high gear after months of ho-hum, sporadic action. Jason heard Britt's voice in the background on the phone, so he knows she is at the Five Poppies. Josslyn is headed there and will see that the person whom she thinks died for her is actually alive, as well as Jason, who will have some news for her mother. Emma and Gio are bound to end up there, too, and we all know Emma's feelings about Britt from childhood. Dante already knows that Joss is an agent and will likely end up in Croatia, helping Anna, leading him to bond with Gio. It actually all sounds pretty exciting except...General Hospital's Josslyn Jacks will never, ever, ever be believable as a secret agent.

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