Welcome to the General Hospital Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:
What happened on General Hospital

That's it. Drew is the official Peter August of General Hospital. He's now that mustache-twirling criminal mastermind who we half expect to come out with his cartoon villain laugh every time he thinks he's pulled off another evil genius idea. He has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and has jumped so many sharks from the good guy he was not two years ago that he's just another character now who coincidentally goes by the same name. Now, he wants to drug his own nephew to make him look like an opioid addict, so that Michael loses his kids. Never mind that he tried to paint that same nephew as a negligent absentee dad when Michael was recovering from third-degree burns in a German clinic. It almost feels like Drew tortures people just for sport, especially Portia. The woman never even did anything to him, and he still takes pleasure out of making her life miserable every chance he gets because he can. With Drew, every act is worse than before. We thought it was bad when Drew emotionally manipulated Wiley into thinking his dad didn't love him anymore, but what he now plans to do to Michael might be the most ewww Drew has ever been — and that's saying a lot. Add in what Willow has been doing to Sasha (and, in turn, Michael), and there's a reason fans call this pair The Gruesome Twosome.
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