General Hospital Daily YAPP Recap, May 14: Drew will never, ever stop being ewww

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General Hospital's Drew Cain | Image: ABC

Welcome to the General Hospital Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:

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Willow hangs on every word Drew says on General Hospital | Image: ABC
Willow hangs on every word Drew says on General Hospital | Image: ABC

While there's no denying that Drew is correct when he claims he was drugged the night he did body shots off a hooker at The Savoy, he's not right about anything else. Every day, Drew proves just how ewww he is with every breath he takes. He is cruel, vindictive, manipulative, and always, always up to no good. Between his wild eyes and his arms constantly flailing around, he is also quite frightening. Willow just takes his emotional manipulation like it's a gift, making her the weakest woman we have ever seen on soaps. Today, his cruelty reached new heights when he decided to paint his own nephew as a deadbeat dad when the man nearly burned to death while Drew had sex with Michael's wife in a DC hotel room. The fact that Willow is even considering doing something so cruel to a man in a burn unit just goes to show how far this once sweet and kind character has fallen. At this point, Drew and Willow deserve one another and deserve to be the town pariahs. The Grusome Twosome nickname that fans have for this pair certainly fits. It's very rare that this writer roots for Carly to take people's kids from them (her favorite pastime), but this time, it couldn't happen to a more awful set of characters. Drew is most certainly the most ewww, but Willow is running close behind him.

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