General Hospital Daily YAPP Recap, October 21: Portia is right

Welcome to the General Hospital Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:

What Happened on General Hospital

Jordan needs to get a life of her own | Image: ABC

Jordan's obsession with her ex-husband's love life and marriage has always been enough to make our eyes roll, but today, she jumped the shark and went way, way over the top. Portia was absolutely right that whether she is pregnant or not is none of Jordan's business, but Jordan didn't care. The first thing she did was call Anna to whine about it, and even Anna wondered why Jordan was so concerned with this. And, no, it is not Jordan's place to tell Curtis because Curtis is not her husband. He is Portia's husband, and this is their business and nobody else's. We can also blame the General Hospital writers for this, as they refuse to write any long-term story for Jordan that does not somehow involve Curtis. Jordan actually found a man who had nothing to do with Curtis, but they gave that man to Portia, too. So, Jordan's men have been Curtis, Portia's brother, and now a man who could be Portia's baby daddy. We can see why Jordan thinks she gets short shrift, but that doesn't mean another woman's pregnancy is something that concerns her. It feels like Jordan has lost her identity somewhere along the way. She is no longer police commissioner, no longer deputy mayor, and seems to have forgotten she is now a criminal mastermind's right-hand woman. Maybe Jordan needs to find herself again, and leave other people's marriages and pregnancies alone.

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