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What happened on General Hospital

It seems that General Hospital's Portia has forgotten that she cheated on her husband because somehow she thinks she has every right to call out Curtis for having a drink with Jordan while she was in Isaiah Gannon's bed. When the truth comes out, is she going to claim that Curtis drove her to cheat because of their marital troubles and his penchant for confiding in his ex-wife? Because it doesn't work that way, Portia. Sure, it takes two to get a marriage to a bad place, but if one spouse chooses to cheat rather than work on the marriage or just ask for a divorce so they can be with someone else, that's on the spouse. That was the spouse's choice and nobody else's. Nobody made Portia have sex with Isaiah twice. She chose it, and she wanted it. Now that she knows Curtis had a drink with Jordan the night that Drew was shot, she is ready to sleep with Isaiah again because, clearly, having a platonic drink with someone is on the same level as having sex with someone. At least in Portia's mind, that is. Meanwhile, she was in Isaiah's bed at that exact same time. Portia, get over yourself. You broke your vows during your first marriage. You broke your vows during your second marriage. And all you have done is prove the old adage, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." So, sit down and be quiet because you do not get to say words here.
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