The Daily Y.A.P.P. for General Hospital, April 29: Drew Cain gave Port Charles quite a show

Welcome to the General Hospital Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:

What happened on General Hospital

Portia enjoyed watching her plan come together with a confused Curtis and Jordan | Image: ABC

Sometimes a sleeper soap episode turns into much more, and that's exactly what happened today as the patrons at The Savoy must have felt like the guests at last year's Q Christmas party. Thanks to Tracy, Drew was at the Port Charles Grille downing a drink laced with ketamine. It was reminiscent of when Drew and Willow's playroom floor tryst made it onto the Q TV thanks to Tracy not knowing how to work a phone. The reactions then were classic, but the reactions to a drunk and drugged Drew doing body shots at the bar with a prostitute may have just beaten the holiday party.

Josslyn, Lucas, and Marco couldn't believe their eyes on General Hospital | Image: ABC

This relaxing evening turned into anything but when Drew barreled into Curtis' nightclub with a prostitute on his arm. The whole place perked up, and we could tell our favorite Port Charles pals were glad they skipped the Metro Court, because this was so much better. Curtis almost put a stop to it, but Portia was ready to just let Drew be Drew — or at least the drugged version of Drew.

General Hospital's Cody never liked that Drew Cain guy anyway | Image: ABC

From Lulu perking up to take some snaps and video to Josslyn's horrified reaction to her mom's ex licking a woman in a public bar, it was all perfection. The only thing missing from this moment was Tracy, but we're sure she will see the footage courtesy of stepdaughter Lulu. Sometimes a soap needs to just go wild, which is exactly what happened with Congressman Cutthroat's night at The Savoy.

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