The Daily Y.A.P.P. for General Hospital, May 2: So, Nina couldn't get Portia to fudge the test results?

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General Hospital's Nina and Willow | Image: ABC

Welcome to the General Hospital Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:

What happened on General Hospital

Willow is already forgiving Drew on General Hospital | Image: ABC
Willow is already forgiving Drew on General Hospital | Image: ABC

Okay, so hold up here. Portia teamed up with Nina to take down Drew because he's been blackmailing her with the proof that she fudged Heather Webber's blood test results to show there was no cobalt in her system. Brad, who had also been blackmailing Portia with the same knowledge and is now being blackmailed by Portia, handed Portia the ketamine to give to Drew. Like Portia, Brad is also an expert at fudging lab results. So, please, tell us, GH, why would Nina just allow Willow and Drew to head to the GH lab for a blood test rather than give Portia a ring and have her take care of things? We're sure Portia would have quickly gotten Brad to make sure that Drew's blood tests came back clean, meaning he wasn't under the influence of anything but alcohol during his body shot incident at The Savoy. Nina went through all that just to let Drew and Willow find out what really happened when her partner in crime and her partner in crime's partner in crime were RIGHT THERE to fix the problem. Now, Willow once again thinks her creepy boyfriend walks on water while Nina has to worry that Willow will trace the incident back to her when all she had to do was call Portia. Make it make sense, cause right now it looks like the only point of this scandal was to get Tracy in handcuffs again.

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