Beyond the Gates Daily Y.A.P.P for Monday, October 27th: Bill urges Tomas to..stand firm and the febreze is back
Welcome to the Beyond the Gates Daily Y.A.P.P. (Your After-Program Ponderings) for a quick — and by that, I mean you’re already halfway done — recap of the most amazing or what-the-heck-did-we-just-watch moments on today’s episode. Let’s get to it:
What Happened on Beyond the Gates

Bill was in fine form today. Tomas got up from the table gingerly, and Bill asked if he was ok. Tomas offered an excuse to cover up for the injury he had suffered. When Caroline said that Kat was on her way in, Tomas tried to leave the room, but Bill had other plans. He insisted that Tomas stay, as the fun and games were just starting. When Kat came in, Bill was more than ready; he knew all about the “Broken penis” and went “straight” at it, cracking all sorts of jokes and innuendos. He could barely contain his laughter when he closed with, “I’m sure you’ll get it all straightened out.” Kat looked on in disbelief, which just made it even funnier. Poor Tomas.

In other news, the Febreze is back as Nicole cleansed the last of Ted out of her office before Carlton arrived, and after a minute or two of conversation so smooth I don't know how he didn't slide out of his chair, Nicole and Carlton agreed to a dinner date and that they weren't going to be scared of Teds shadow. This will lead nicely into tomorrow's episode, when Ted and Carlton go to war.
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