General Hospital Two Scoops | 2004
General Hospital opinion columns from 2004
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Love a storyline? Want to throw the remote at the screen during others? Our Two Scoops columnists feel the same way. Each week, they provide their own commentary on the action in the Two Scoops column.
Every week, our Two Scoops columnists share their thoughts and opinions in the Two Scoops commentary columns. Those columns are archived to allow fans a chance to make sure that they've read every opinion for every week. This archive features columns written about General Hospital in the calendar year.
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May 24, 2004
It's all about to collapse, and Mary knows it. Yet she clings to the fantasy that it can last for all she is worth, because she needs to believe it.
May 31, 2004
I do not cry for Sam. When Sam came on the show, she was a con artist with no morals and was in it for cash, period.
June 7, 2004
Can you imagine Emily's joy? The man she thought was dead is suddenly there before her eyes, alive, and healthy, miraculously appearing in living color, flesh and blood!
June 14, 2004
Do any of you attend church? If so, you will be acquainted with the concept of lies of omission.
June 21, 2004
Jason and Carly have it down pat. First rule of Best-Friend-Dom: A best friend will always tell you when you are being a moron.
June 28, 2004
Surely the Guinness book people should head to Port Charles.
July 5, 2004
Heather Weber, Psycho of the Universe is back in town. Here's a rule of thumb if you ever travel to Port Charles - never drink anything from anyone.
July 12, 2004
Imagine your life without you in it. Imagine if you were surrounded by people who claimed to be family and friends, but you had absolutely no recollection of them.
July 19, 2004
First, allow me to admit I bawled like a baby. My friend Susie warned me that it was a tearjerker, but I didn't grab near enough Kleenex before I fired up my Tivo.
July 26, 2004
"Without you, I got nothin." Sonny said to Carly with those big soulful brown eyes melting all of our hearts.
August 2, 2004
If you don't know what the title refers to, sign in to Netflix and find out. When you do, you will see the difference between a good Drag Queen (Patrick Swayze), and a bad Drag Queen (Dillon Quartermaine).
August 9, 2004
Trying to come up with something to say about GH has been actual mental labor.
August 16, 2004
Where does Helena get her drugs? She's got more medical breakthroughs than the Harvard School of Medicine
August 23, 2004
The ring tone on my cell phone is A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton. But really, it should be the ring tone on Courtney's phone.
August 30, 2004
Didn't anyone but me learn any life lessons from Scooby Doo and Shaggy? It's NEVER a good idea for a group of nosy kids to split up when a house is haunted, has criminals lurking around, it's dark and/or lightning and thundering.
September 6, 2004
So, what are the odds? You're the wife of a mob boss, and your long lost Father turns out to be...drum roll... a prosecutor who busts Mobsters for a living?!?
September 13, 2004
"You lay a hand on me again; you'll find it under your pillow." Said Lorenzo to Ned after Ned slugged him, because He-Lo slept with She-Lo and then ceremoniously kicked her to the curb.
September 20, 2004
Tamilu will not be writing a Two Scoops column because her father has passed away.
September 27, 2004
Tamilu will not be writing a Two Scoops column because her father has passed away
October 4, 2004
My dear readers reached out to me in a way that moved both my Mother and me so deeply
October 11, 2004
How desperate would an actress have to be to go out for this role "Wanted: Woman to sit in a chair wearing a blond wig.
October 18, 2004
I need Skye to advise me, how DOES she remain so optimistic in the light of so many setbacks and trials?
October 25, 2004
Sounds like a Scooby Doo plot, doesn't it? But really, where IS the staff of General Hospital?
November 1, 2004
Finally, the word is out...Sonny is Kristina's father.
November 8, 2004
Finally, the word is out...Sonny is Kristina's father.
November 15, 2004
The revised edition of the Soap Logic Handbook
November 22, 2004
What an extraordinary find - a file that has concrete proof of every illegal activity a criminal has committed! Imagine the glee of D.A.'s everywhere if such files existed.
November 29, 2004
So where was the pizza? Every year on GH, the Quartermaine family attempts to have a traditional turkey dinner, and through some odd series of Unfortunate Events, they end up ordering pizza.
December 6, 2004
Emily said very funny things, although no one laughed. She said lines that made me wish I recite as MP3's because they just sound so funny.
December 13, 2004
Michael has the gangster suit now, and the lingo "I'm connected" -- as well as the mindset to threaten anyone who gets in the way of something he wants. Mini-Me is complete, a clone of Sonny
December 20, 2004
C'mon. Diego isn't bright enough to have figured out that mystery on his own -- I'm surprised he has enough brainpower to match his clothes.
December 27, 2004
Dear readers, as you know, I mince no words when nonsense appears on my screen. I do not suffer fools gladly, even fictional soap opera fools.
